Uh, kitty. Just one. Because THE BLUE KITTY GOT HERE TODAY! I swear I actually fucking laid in wait for the mailman to knock on the door with my parcel.
I am a loser. I know this.
Of course, like the minute Blue Killer Queen got here, his cat-to-houseplant sensor went off and he went bounding off toward my orchid. And with that, I present to you:
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CATS AND PLANTS. )